snuggle boopy doops

[Satan]

Funny for today - Love this one

Brian and Sarah are staying in a hotel and after a romantic
evening wining and dining they go off to bed.

However, as soon as they settle down, Brian (not quite ready for slumber)
leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy doops, your little hubby
wubby isn't quite ready for nighty-nighty yet."

Sarah takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and
lands flat on her face. Brian jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone,
"Oh my precious little honey bunny, is your noseywosey all righty?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they make mad passionate love
for three hours. Afterwards, Sarah goes off to the bathroom again, but on
her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her
face on the floor.

Brian looks over and grunts, "Clumsy female dog."

[Snoop]

lol